hey, if i'm not qualified to make lawyer and BMW driver jokes, who is? i've spent 27 yrs observing the sociocultural implications of 3 series ownership and entertaining behaviors of their drivers......humanity on parade, to be sure....
maybe banish me to west Texas or some other such godforsaken paradise for lizards before i infect the rest of the populace??
What?!? I thought you already lived in El Paso, you can't get much farther into West Texas than that! Oh wait, are you going by my map of Texas? So then you'd be living in what was formerly known as "Nevada."