I do solemnly swear to ask n00b questions that are answered elsewhere in the forums and to completely disregard the 'Magical Box of Wisdom' located in the upper right hand corner of the screen...
Oh you mean like every new Outback owner here?
Welcome to the club. The self deprecating humor is much needed.
I hope you enjoy our threads that always delve into off topic questions,
I hope you enjoy our threads on oil changes and which oils to use
I hope you enjoy our reccomnedations to get an upgraded rear sway bar,
I hope you enjoy traildogck to show you his items for your Outback,
I hope you enjoy our folks that know more than the Subaru engineers because: 'experience',
I hope you enjoy modding your Outback!
Welcome to the club my friend, make yourself at home we don't bite