Ingenuity at work. I like it.
Build a 1,000 and sell it on EBay with the picture as the instruction manual for $59.99 plus shipping. :29: You could call it transmission hoist instead of transmission jack and advertise it as functional on 1991-2013 Subaru 2.0, 2.2 and 2.5 automatic or manual transmission. Be sure to mention that it doubles as a Subaru crankshaft/camshaft tool, so its versatile and a bargain.
Of course, now that you posted it here, every Google search that lands on this thread is going to let the cat out of the bag and its done for. People will start making their own. You'll lose your shirt, and then living in the Outback on the beach fishing for dinner with squalls blowing salt in you face while you try to start a fire so your not eating sushi with sand and sea weed as flavoring.
Of course that could be a good thing. Fishing that is. Not the rest.